"sorry snow, i'm in florida"

plentiful problems,
carseat bickering,
christmas music madness,
three margaritas,
jetlagged joys,
and petrick persistence

go with the flo
and say hi to the sun

questionable edibility

strange seafood

drunken tourists

taxi driver comedy acts,
overstocked refridgerators,
handicap condos,
bring back the nineties,
barstool betty's,
whistling walmart,
and irritable internet

commodified christmases,

hotel hobos,

and basic bohemia

holly springs smokeouts

and king kong kicks