to the sunny state of florida:
be prepared for the petrick family
CHRISTMAS VACATION


fishermen's friends, northern accents,
hilarious spending, talkative tourists,
and excessive documentation.


filthy retro luggage, nineties fashions, overworn sunglasses,
bright sandals, dusty cameras, tacky amusement parks

mickey mouse, crocodiles, palm trees,
the petrick family, christmas parades,
bumbly spirits, and soo many swimsuits.

for those who love to tour guide,
come hang ooooooout!
contact the tourist
at myspace.com/lljustcantgetenough